My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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