So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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