At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Nobody cheats on THIS.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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