We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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