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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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