North Korea, Best Korea!
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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