It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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