i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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