I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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