he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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