Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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