1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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