white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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