he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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