i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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