Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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