Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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