I could make wine with my vomit
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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