holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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