this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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