She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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