we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
