i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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