i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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