right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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