ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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