So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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