that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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