i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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