Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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