let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
