they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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