That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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