I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it's like iHOP with fire
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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