Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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