One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I understand Curling. That high.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
How external is "for external use only"?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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