Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
only you would photoshop your dick
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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