is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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