Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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