He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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