Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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