that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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