Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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