its not stalking. its research.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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