I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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