Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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