she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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