he wants to bone in the snuggie
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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