Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Randomize
