Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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